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behelit@abyss: ~$ dork
 
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||_//\\_//|| \\||\\ v29a
 
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You are standing outside the gate of your childhood home. The scent of fresh-
 
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baked chocolate chip cookies wafts through the air. Your gram-grams is
 
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watering daffodils. The gaping maw of Lucifer yawns lazily behind her. What
 
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will you do?
 
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> open gate
 
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You open the gate and step into the yard. Spot runs to the front door and barks
 
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excitedly behind the screen. Grams notices and turns to greet you with a smile.
 
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She's gone now, you know. What will you do?
 
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> how do you know that
 
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Why don't you miss her? She loved you, you know.
 
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> i dont like this game
 
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Moist, hot air rhythmically touches your face. What will you do?
 
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> quit
 
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Something stirs beneath your feet. What will you do?
 
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> QUIT
 
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WHAT WILL YOU DO?
 
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> C^X C^X C^D C^Z
 
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> ...
 
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> ppush
 
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> push gram grams into maw
 
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The swirling vortex of overlapping fangs consumes your grandmother. The sound
 
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of chewing gristle and crunching bones is deafening. Spot tears through
 
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the screen-door, his are eyes bloodshot and he's howling. Your teeth gnash
 
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together uncontrollably.
 
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What will you do?
 
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> █
 
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''Note: This is not a cry for help.''
 

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