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behelit@abyss: ~$ dork
 
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You are standing outside the gate of your childhood home. The scent of fresh-
 
baked chocolate chip cookies wafts through the air. Your gram-grams is
 
watering daffodils. The gaping maw of Lucifer yawns lazily behind her. What
 
will you do?
 
 
 
> open gate
 
 
 
You open the gate and step into the yard. Spot runs to the front door and barks
 
excitedly behind the screen. Grams notices and turns, smiling, to greet you.
 
She's gone now, you know. What will you do?
 
 
 
> how do you know that
 
 
 
Why don't you miss her? She loved you, you know.
 
 
 
> i dont like this game
 
 
 
Moist, hot air rhythmically touches your face. What will you do?
 
 
 
> quit
 
 
 
Something stirs beneath your feet. What will you do?
 
 
 
> QUIT
 
 
 
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
 
 
 
> C^X C^X C^D C^Z
 
> ...
 
> ppush
 
> push gram grams into maw
 
 
 
The swirling vortex of overlapping fangs consumes your grandmother. The sound
 
of chewing gristle and crunching bones is deafening. Spot has torn through
 
the screen-door, his are eyes bloodshot and he's howling. Your teeth gnash
 
together uncontrollably.
 
 
 
What will you do?
 
 
 
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''Note: This is not a cry for help.''
 

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