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imported>Alex: Replaced content with "File:Cats_playing_ping_pong.gif"

2012-09-05T16:07:13Z

Replaced content with "File:Cats_playing_ping_pong.gif"

imported>Alex at 03:25, 17 March 2012

2012-03-17T03:25:27Z

imported>Alex at 03:24, 17 March 2012

2012-03-17T03:24:23Z

imported>Alex at 03:20, 17 March 2012

2012-03-17T03:20:14Z

imported>Alex at 18:49, 29 January 2012

2012-01-29T18:49:27Z

imported>Alex at 17:13, 1 July 2011

2011-07-01T17:13:58Z

imported>Alex at 16:55, 1 July 2011

2011-07-01T16:55:14Z

imported>Alex at 16:43, 1 July 2011

2011-07-01T16:43:50Z

imported>Alex: Replaced content with "Ello"

2011-07-01T16:03:52Z

Replaced content with "Ello"

imported>Alex at 02:06, 18 March 2011

2011-03-18T02:06:18Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 16:07, 5 September 2012
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−	~~<pre>~~	+	[[File:Cats_playing_ping_pong.gif]]
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−	~~behelit@abyss~~: ~~~$ dork~~
−	~~__ ___ ___ _ _~~
−	~~\|\| \\// \\\|\|_\\\|\|//~~
−	~~\|\|_//\\_//\|\| \\\|\|\\ v29a~~
−
−	~~You are standing outside the gate of your childhood home~~. ~~The scent of fresh-~~
−	~~baked chocolate chip cookies wafts through the air. Your gram-grams is~~
−	~~watering daffodils. The gaping maw of Lucifer yawns lazily behind her. What~~
−	~~will you do?~~
−
−	~~> open gate~~
−
−	~~You open the gate and step into the yard. Spot runs to the front door and barks~~
−	~~excitedly behind the screen. Grams notices and turns to greet you with a smile.~~
−	~~She's gone now, you know. What will you do?~~
−
−	~~> how do you know that~~
−
−	~~Why don't you miss her? She loved you, you know.~~
−
−	~~> i dont like this game~~
−
−	~~Moist, hot air rhythmically touches your face. What will you do?~~
−
−	~~> quit~~
−
−	~~Something stirs beneath your feet. What will you do?~~
−
−	~~> QUIT~~
−
−	~~WHAT WILL YOU DO?~~
−
−	~~> C^X C^X C^D C^Z~~
−	~~> ...~~
−	~~> ppush~~
−	~~> push gram grams into maw~~
−
−	~~The swirling vortex of overlapping fangs consumes your grandmother. The sound~~
−	~~of chewing gristle and crunching bones is deafening. Spot tears through~~
−	~~the screen-door, his are eyes bloodshot and he's howling. Your teeth gnash~~
−	~~together uncontrollably.~~
−
−	~~What will you do?~~
−
−	~~> █~~
−
−	~~</pre>~~
−
−	~~''Note: This is not a cry for help.''~~

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 You open the gate and step into the yard. Spot runs to the front door and barks
-excitedly behind the screen. Grams notices and turns, smiling, to greet you.
+excitedly behind the screen. Grams notices and turns to greet you with a smile.
 She's gone now, you know. What will you do?

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 The swirling vortex of overlapping fangs consumes your grandmother. The sound
-of chewing gristle and crunching bones is deafening. Spot has torn through
+of chewing gristle and crunching bones is deafening. Spot tears through
 the screen-door, his are eyes bloodshot and he's howling. Your teeth gnash
 together uncontrollably.

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-<code>
+<pre>
-> dónde está la playa?█
+behelit@abyss: ~$ dork
-</code>
+You are standing outside the gate of your childhood home. The scent of fresh-

← Older revision		Revision as of 18:49, 29 January 2012
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−	~~'ello~~	+	<code>
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		+	> dónde está la playa?█
		+
		+	</code>

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−	* [[Barbers]]
−	* [[Biking]]

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-Ello
+'ello
-[[Barbers]]
+* [[Barbers]]
-[[Biking]]
+* [[Biking]]

← Older revision		Revision as of 16:43, 1 July 2011
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	Ello		Ello
		+
		+	[[Barbers]]
		+	[[Biking]]

← Older revision		Revision as of 16:03, 1 July 2011
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−	[[Image:Alex.jpg\|thumb\|alt=Gryndelwald Jones\|Gryndelwald Jones\|210px\|right\|''Jones was tazed shortly after this picture was taken of him, and to this day he has not fully recovered feeling in his left thigh.'']]	+	Ello
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−	~~{\| style="margin-left:-2px;"~~
−	\|-
−	~~\| '''Real Name''':~~
−	~~\| Gryndelwald Jones~~
−	\|-
−	~~\| <span style="padding-right: 10px;">'''Current occupation''':</span>~~
−	~~\| Furious rapper, terrible editor~~
−	\|-
−	~~\|'''Current location''':~~
−	~~\| Behind you!!! <span style="font-style:italic; font-size: 0.65em;">Ha ha!</span>~~
−	\|}
−
−	~~==Biography==~~
−
−	Mr. Jones was born in 1971 in a very tiny shack in Xiangkhouang Province, Laos. After being awarded a scholarship for inventing the microwave oven during the Great Famine of 1975, when his village had nothing to eat but sacks of Orville Redenbacher delivered ''par avion'' by the United Nations, "Grynny," as he had become colloquially-internationally known for his endearing smile, traveled to the United Kingdom to study archaeology at Manchester University and unravel the mysteries behind Stonehenge. After 15 years of research he published what is considered to be his seminal work, ''Stonehenge: The Key (Lime) to an Ancient Enigma'', a 1,291 page book in which he presented the now iconic theory of Stonehenge as a citrus farm. The book has sold 24.5 million copies to date.
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−	The good times would not last, however. After six divorces and a depression-fueled spending binge caused by Princess Diana's untimely death, Jones was bankrupt. In search of inner peace, he traveled to India in 1998 and went on a spirit journey under the tutelage of the 14th Dalai Lama. He achieved enlightenment in 2003 and met his animal spirit guide, an anteater named Phil. Since then Phil has been the driving force behind everything Jones does.

← Older revision		Revision as of 02:06, 18 March 2011
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−	[[Image:Alex.jpg\|thumb\|alt=Gryndelwald Jones\|Gryndelwald Jones\|210px\|right\|''Jones was tazed shortly after this picture was taken, and ~~still~~ to this day he has not recovered feeling in his left thigh.'']]	+	[[Image:Alex.jpg\|thumb\|alt=Gryndelwald Jones\|Gryndelwald Jones\|210px\|right\|''Jones was tazed shortly after this picture was taken of him, and to this day he has not fully recovered feeling in his left thigh.'']]

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